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Cheeky Girls - Have A Cheeky Christmas
The best 69p you will ever spend. The combination of The Cheeky Girls' angelic voices and the entrancing melody amalgamate to compel you to carry out an exploration of the human psyche. Aside from this poignant, symbolic message, the song also has a more obvious interpretation. The poetic lyrics of "everybody come together//it's a hot hot Christmas night//make the magic last forever//have a cheeky Christmas time" can only be interpreted as "let's have an orgy" so suit up guys, because as we all know, nothing says season's greetings like an orgy - it simply wouldn't be Christmas without one!